Why do tall people usually just look drunk (in a cute sort of way)? Why can't I look like that?

I notice that a lot of tall people like the ones you showed seem to have eyes that just stand out more than those of other people. I would say this can make people appear somewhat drunk and perhaps more attractive looking. Also you might be subconsciously focusing on the fact that the ones you have shown look thin in the face in light of their height, which can also have the same effect.